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Jade Cargill's Championship Celebration Cake: A Review
Jade Cargill bought a cake to celebrate her TBS Championship reign, and in doing so broke one of wrestling's most sacred commandments.
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Colette Arrand

September 2022

Jiminy Glick, Wrestling Interviewer
Hang on, The Miz. I need to take this call.
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Colette Arrand

December 2021

Seltzer Bully: Liquid Death
It's water
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Colette Arrand

October 2021

The Sonic Youth of Hot Dog Restaurants
Hi! I have a podcast now. It’s called “The Sonic Youth of Hot Dog Restaurants.” This is the podcast art. Check it out on Apple…
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Colette Arrand

May 2020

April 2020

4/6/20 (a poem)
They say unprecedented times require an unprecedented response but I’m sorry, I’ve already tried “not being depressed” and it doesn’t work for me. I can…
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Colette Arrand
4/3/20
A Poem
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Colette Arrand

January 2020

August 2019

He drinks a whiskey drink, etc.
Release Tubthumper on vinyl, you cowards.
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Colette Arrand
Jonesing For a Fix of that Limp Bizkit Mix (Part One)
A track-by-track review of the Family Values Tour 1999 CD, in honor of its 20th Anniversary
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Colette Arrand
The Freddie Mercury Who Fucks
Queen - Body Language (Hot Space, 1982)
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Colette Arrand
Songs and how they ruin me.
Last year, I listened to Black Sabbath’s Master of Reality at least 150 times. I say “at least” because I started keeping track when I noticed that I…
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Colette Arrand
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